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[Dec. 10th, 2011|07:40 pm] |
So I took Hag Week off work, just in case. And then I peaced out and went to Amsterdam for a month. Turns out you can get away with a lot of shit in there werewolf office, but missing a month and a half at the Ministry isn't one of them.
I'm not really sure why I came back. Well no. I know why I came back. I ran out of money. Of course, not that coming back to a lack of a job HELPS that but yeah. Almost everyone I know is either dead or a death eater and it's so uncomfortable knowing that we went to school with future murderers. Who could sit in class knowing oh hey, that potions failboat next to me is going to slaughter a family in a few years. That kid with the donkey laugh in the common room? Gonna torture people to get their rocks off and'll be taking an extended holiday to Azkaban.
Isn't this what we could be using the Divination class to try to predict and cut off before it happens?
I dunno. I don't know what to do with myself now. |
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[Oct. 24th, 2011|10:20 pm] |
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I wonder if I could just take this week off of work. After what happened last year during Hag Week, I'm pretty sure that I've been traumatized enough for the year. Hags, Greyback, inferi... any vampires want to do lunch? Oh wait. Daytime. Darn. |
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[Sep. 30th, 2011|11:23 am] |
Okay there's a bloody dead body outside the visitors entrance and someone needs to come do something about it because I am not Magical Mainte touching it.
And a BALLOON. THERE'S A BALLOON. WHAT THE HELL. |
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[Sep. 13th, 2011|11:26 am] |
I am never ever setting foot in Tinworth again. I don't care how good the pubs are or if it starts raining money. Not worth it.
I also think that I am well in need of a vacation. Contrary to what HR claims, time off work for rotting is not a holiday. |
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[Sep. 10th, 2011|06:50 pm] |
why is oakden here?
did he eat penny? where'd she go? she's all inky. |
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[Sep. 2nd, 2011|01:39 am] |
things i wanted to do before dying
- smoke with the beatles
- be a groupie for a band that doesn't suck
- own a coffee shop in amsterdam
- see greyback end up in azkaban
- hotwire a mustang
- sleep in a waterbed
- have k adopt a hedgehog
- play professional quidditch
- see the statute get abolished.
- there were other things but i can't think.
do you guys think that if you break an unbreakable vow while rotting that you'd actually die or just become the undead? |
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[Aug. 21st, 2011|04:16 pm] |
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never fucking drinking again. |
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[Aug. 4th, 2011|09:12 pm] |
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Man if Tinworth has anything going for it, its that the pubs are amazing. I'm considering moving there just because I'm pretty sure there is nothing else that could possibly go wrong in that village. Aliens maybe? Have there been aliens yet? Or maybe dinosaurs. |
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[Aug. 2nd, 2011|04:03 pm] |
[Hestia]Why am I such a bloody idiot? Feel free to list the reasons. I'll take notes so that I can reference the list in the future next time I feel like being a moron. Fat Bob is retiring! Anyone who knows him and wants to stop by F4 for celebratory pie is welcome, I'm sure he'd appreciate it.
With that said, WSS is, as always, hiring. |
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[Jun. 23rd, 2011|09:58 pm] |
Is this fucking "accuse the gingers of being Death Eaters" week? For fucks sake, my mother is a bloody muggle. Just because I work on the same FLOOR as some IDIOTS who ended up being secret psychotic murderers doesn't mean that EVERYONE who works there is. You want to know someone who actually IS a death ea
Also you know what? How damn presumptuous and sexist is it that everyone seems to think that it was a woman behind that piece of trash article.
AND MY GOD, SCALP MASSAGES? ARE YOU SERIOUS?? |
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[Jun. 6th, 2011|04:15 pm] |
Guys, I've just gained a level in deception.
I am referencing this nerdy game that my geeky muggle friends play called Dungeons and Dragons, where Chuck and Dexter and Wheezy and Liam sit in Chuck's mum's basement and pretend to be wizards. IT'S GREAT. Okay so Dex is the Dungeon Master (and let me just say that when Liam was telling me about this and he told me Dex was a Dungeon Master I had the wrong idea ENTIRELY) and he creates this story that all the other characters that everyone else is pretending to be journey through, and then he does the voices for the other people they encounter and stuff. Except Chuck and Wheezy and Liam weren't being themselves going on this adventure, they were these dudes called Nalsar The Dwarf King paladin who has HAMMER OF DEATH and Finnick the Lone Ranger with a kleptomania problem and Wheezy was this cleric bard who could bring people back from the dead if he rolled 17 or higher.
And so I guess I got extra cool points (in their opinions) for agreeing to play with them because I have a vagina and I don't think that Wheez has ever exchanged words with someone with breasts before (Chuck's don't count.) So I got to be a wizard illusionist, although it's not like me ACTUALLY being a witch because I had to wait til it was my turn to use the powers that were on my little cards and it's not like they were spells that actually exist. And I was Noreena the Elven Maiden and for whatever reason there were these creatures in the cave we were going through that kept eating away at my character's clothes which, whatever, now I see why Dex can't get girls to play the game with them. There was this spell called "Ignite Wood" though that was HILARIOUS but actually ended up helping us defeat one of the cave trolls which was awesome.
But mostly I'm just really amused by the muggle view on magic and it was SO HARD to be like NO IT DOESN'T WORK LIKE THAT because if I did then Wheez would've gotten into all the technicalities about how if you roll a 20 it works no matter what. We should have covered this in Muggle Studies. |
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[May. 18th, 2011|06:33 pm] |
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Yeah hi, sorry about last night everybody who was all flabbergasted about inappropriateness. Apparently non-transformed werewolf bites make people horny! Crazy right? There is not enough research done in this field. We certainly don't have any literature on THAT in WSS. |
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[May. 17th, 2011|11:54 pm] |
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CALLING FOR RANDOM HOOKUPS. You know how sometimes you just have one of those nights? Well THIS IS ONE OF THOSE NIGHTS. I seriously need to do something tonight. I've heard I'm cute I promise. |
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[May. 13th, 2011|07:32 pm] |
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Somebody needs to fire their secretary for sexual harassment and for having a shit grasp on the English language. |
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[May. 2nd, 2011|01:06 am] |
wens
go to sleep. all's cool. |
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[May. 1st, 2011|10:41 pm] |
[Rufus/Moody/Alice]Greyback wrote.
"[ apparation coordinates. ]
Once you're there, it's a 15 minute walk to the South. There will be a cafe on the left.
See you there, doll. Don't be late, and don't bring company."
Cheers, everybody. [/Ward]
[Commune Folks and Co]Gentlemen, it has been a privilege. You guys are awesome. Thank you for being awesome. That is all. |
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[Apr. 27th, 2011|02:56 pm] |
[Greyback (Team RAMA (Rufus,Alice,Moody,April) can also see but not reply under the ward)]So hi. I've been tal meeting with the Council for Magical Cr Werewolf Rights & Advancements board, and there's definitely been some progress as far as your wishes for changes to werewolf laws goes! It's been sort of a tricky road, especially since I can't tell them about the deal of course, but progress is definitely good. I think they might finally be seeing that the restrictions and the ways that the non-insa werewolves are treated is what's driving a lot of the prob issues that pop up.
So with all that said it'd be really brilliant if I get this done, if it could be in exchange for at least one of the young kids you've turned into w kidn liberated. [/Ward]
I wonder how Jugs and The Walrus pass the time in Azkaban.
( Cut for artwork ) |
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[Apr. 25th, 2011|09:35 pm] |
[Commune Folk, Brad, Robbie, Clementine, Moe, Fabian]Guys, let's go out. And drink and celebrate and toast to life, and enjoy good things. We need some good things to happen. [/Ward]
All this talk of orange has inspired me to paint my bedroom. |
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[Apr. 18th, 2011|08:27 pm] |
Holy shit is it true that they really fired a purist in the Floo department because of those interviews?!??! Please let it be Carrow. Please let it be Carrow. Please let it be Carr |
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